Barnyard 101

Earlier this evening, Bill announced he read the Moooo! entry today and that he had a bone to pick with me. Our conversation went like this:

Bill: "He had horns!"
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Apparently I mistakenly told everyone that Nolan dressed up as a dairy cow for Halloween, when in fact he was a dairy bull. And then I proceeded to get schooled in Barnyard 101.

A dairy cow. Note her udders and lack of horns.


A dairy bull. Note his nubby little horns and lack of udders.

Oh, well, excuse me. I grew up in Queens, remember? The closest thing I ever saw to cattle were fat dogs. Regardless, now I finally understand why people find these signs to be funny.

Mooooo!

For me, Halloween definitely ranks up there as one of those holidays that is more fun now that I have a kid. Last Saturday our neighborhood held its annual children's Halloween parade, and this year Bill and I actually got to participate instead of just cheering from the sidelines and snarfing cupcakes at the end of the parade route. And what did our 18 pound chunk-a-baby dress up as? A dairy cow! I thought it appropriate because Nolan really, really likes milk (not cow's milk, obviously, but being a breastfeeding Mom I occasionally feel like a dairy cow, so it all kind of comes full circle, no?) and because he's able to make the "mmmm" sound, which is pretty close to "Moo" when you're six months old.

As if dressing up our child as a farm animal once in a weekend wasn't enough, we put the costume on him again on Sunday for the 2009 Raleigh Monster Dash. I ran with Nolan in the jogging stroller for the mile dash, and Bill did the 5K. (And I'd just like to say that running uphill for even just a half mile pushing an 18 pound baby in a 20 pound jogging stroller is really, really hard. But the downhill was fun!) Nolan was a sport and "talked" the entire time he was on the course. I like to think he was cheering for the other runners and their kids. Or maybe he was just babbling and grunting "Faster! Faster! Mush! Mush!" at me. Bill won his age group in the 5K, and even legged out someone dressed as the Flash on the straightaway.

With Halloween this Saturday, we get to dress up Nolan at least once more in his costume. Too bad it probably won't fit the next time Chik-Fil-A runs one of their "Moo for a sandwich" promotions!


Halloween Parade

Cow meets monkey. "Hey man, I love your costume!"
The monkey even brought along some bananas!
You mean I get to wear this costume again next weekend? Gee, promise?


2009 Monster Dash

Do you think anyone would notice if I just hopped a ride on the back of this thing during the downhill section of the course?

Hanging out with Jay, Heather and Luke before the race.

Amy ran 12 miles earlier that morning and then came out to support us!

Nolan and Luke await the 5K finishers. With great anticipation, obviously.

Bill puts his game face on and darts past the Flash.
Nolan helped him accept his prize.

Families that run together sweat together.

Fall fun

One of the many great things about having a kid is that you get to do a lot of stuff that maybe you talk about doing as an adult, but you never actually go out and do. Because, let's face it, the activity sounds more fun than it probably really is in reality. Take hay rides and pumpkin picking, for example. Sure, these activities sound fun as an adult, but there isn't the same kind of excitement to them as when they are seen through the eyes of a child.

Last weekend we took Nolan out to a local family farm and market, and we took a hayride out to their pumpkin patch. In addition to picking out some pumpkins, I took the opportunity to get some photos of Nolan at six months old. (Because is there a more adorable location than a pumpkin patch for a bald-headed, roly-poly, chubby-cheeked baby?) Along with his first hay ride and pumpkin picking experience, Nolan also got test out a tractor, ride a pony, and make friends with a donkey. Not bad for an afternoon on the farm!

Hanging with Mom during the hayride

Dad helping me set up a shot. "Uh, Dad? I don't think I'm supposed to sit on the pumpkin."

I call this one, "Indecision."

Maybe this one...

Yes, this is the one!

This is most definitely the one!

As my friend Katie T. said, "He skipped the tricycle and went straight to heavy farm equipment -- impressive!"

Look! Mom! They let me drive the tractor!


The owner of the farm was nice enough to give him a ride on her miniature pony.

And she introduced him to the pony's buddy, a donkey named Beaufort.

Nolan wasn't so sure what to make of the donkey!



Six month letter


Dear Nolan,

You are six months old today -- six months! Half of a year! And we've all survived! Well, Maggie continues to remain questionable. She still gets very anxious whenever you cry, and when she comes to get us she gives us this pleading look like, "Again? You haven't figured out how to keep this kid quiet yet? You know, the neighbors next door seem to really like him, maybe he could go hang out there for awhile? You know, like, forever?"

You don't cry a lot, Puppy. In fact, for the most part you're a smiley, mellow kid. When we're out and about people often remark on how alert and goodnatured you are. Earlier this month on our way to Maine, you charmed everyone on the airplane and in the airports. You kept staring and smiling at the guy sitting next to us on the flight out. At one point he said to me, "He looks smart." And right after he said that, as if on cue, you grinned this big, silly grin, and ducked your head shyly into my shoulder. Not only are you adorable and smart, you've got great timing, kid.

Speaking of great timing, you've finally started sleeping better and thank goodness, because your Dad and I were about to lose it. You sleep 9+ hour stretches now at night, which is good for us and even better for you because the State Fair is in town and for awhile there in my half-crazed, sleep deprived haze I kept threatening to sell you to the carnies so you could run the rides all night long.

In addition to sleeping better, you've achieved a few other milestones worthy of your baby book. Let's start at the top of your adorable self and work our way down, shall we?

You've actually started growing hair! Your Dad and I were pretty convinced you'd sport the Telly Savalas look for awhile, but in the last four weeks you've definitely sprouted some serious fuzz on top of that perfectly round cue ball you have for a head. Even strangers have commented on the roundness of your head since the day you were born. That comes from me, by the way. One of your Dad's nicknames for me is "Pumpkin Head," so I've started calling you "Junior Pumpkin Head." The only downside to life with a perfectly proportioned head is that hat shopping can be a bit of a pain later in life.

Working our way down, you cut your first tooth on Sept. 29! Your Dad was the first to notice the little razor-like bump poking through lower left gum. You'd been chewing on your hands for quite awhile and drooling enough to fill a small swimming pool, so I'm glad to see that all of your intense effort was for something. However, I'm sorry to say that the tooth fairy doesn't come and leave something under your pillow until you lose that tooth later on in life. Seems kind of like a raw deal, doesn't it?

You still like to try and put everything in your mouth, and this month we've actually encouraged you to put foreign substances in there -- solid food! Well, as "solid" as a puree can be. I tried to hold out until six months, as recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics for breastfed babies, but you had other ideas. You've always been a good eater, but shortly after you turned five months old you started to eat a lot more -- and more, and more and more. And more. I figured it was a growth spurt, and good God how you've grown this past month, but when you repeatedly tried to snatch food from our plates, your eyes wide and on the prize with delicious anticipation, we figured you might be ready for some variety.

We started with rice cereal, which you gobbled down as if you'd been waiting for it your whole short life and then continued gumming and mmming for more. Four days later we introduced oatmeal cereal, and since then you've tried avocado, sweet potato, green beans and pears. You've taken to all of them happily except green beans, which you spit out almost as soon as the spoon touched your lips. Your eyes crinkled in utter disgust, and you gave me this sideways, pleading look as if to say, "Why Mommy? Why are you trying to poison me? Haven't I been a good baby? Haven't I?! Okay, okay, I'll sleep better, I promise! Just no more green beans, please!"

Still, I offered you a second spoonful, so you changed your tactic. You then turned your head to the other side, away from me, and averted your eyes to the ceiling. "Maybe if I don't make eye contact she'll forget I'm here. Humdeedumdeedum..." Sorry kid, no dice. I didn't force you to eat more green beans that day, but I will continue to offer them, perhaps mixed in with another food later on. One thing you should know about your mother -- I'm not above a little deception when it comes to something that's good for you.

I'm happy to report that you enjoy avocados and sweet potatoes, and you absolutely love pears. In between spoonfuls you like to bang your hand on the arm of the high chair, happily grunting and leaning forward with your mouth wide open in a perfect "O." I take it that this is your way of saying, "More, Mommy! More! More, please!"

So far, except for the cereals, I've made all of your baby food myself. I enjoy making it for you, partly because I love any excuse to play with the food processor, and mostly because I want you to have a taste for fresh fruits and vegetables early in life. Tonight you get to try butternut squash, and a next up are bananas!

Moving along your gastrointestinal tract, two unpleasant side effects of you eating solid foods are your toots and poops. Gone is the non-offensive, slightly sweet and buttermilky odor. Now they smell like, well, poop. Quite frankly, when you let one rip it clears a room. Even Mags and Murph, two rather stinky tooters themselves, tuck their tails between their legs and slink off somewhere where the air is cleaner. Let's just say if I entered you into a fart contest against a team of frat boys hopped up on bean burritos and beer, I'd put my money on you.

Although the odor is impressive in its way, that's nothing compared to what you actually put in a diaper. And wow, do you know how to fill a diaper. I should mention that since starting solids you will occasionally go a few days without pooping. This concerns your Dad, who frets over the health of your tiny bowels. I figure your bowels are just fine, but I find myself worrying about their carrying capacity and wondering when you're going to blow. When you finally do decide to give yourself and your father some relief, the product is usually grandiose in nature, creeping up your back and slipping out the legs of your diaper. And whenever you let loose one of these atomic poops, you always laugh and squirm with delight as we try to clean you up -- along with any casualties, like your clothes, the changing table, or in one instance the rug -- while holding our breath.

Your legs are getting stronger now, and you love it when we hold you in a standing position so you can bear some weight on them. You seem to have gone from enjoying tummy time to tolerating it, however. I suspect this is because you're pretty close to crawling and you're getting frustrated. You can push yourself way up on your hands now, practically lifting your belly up off the ground. And you can get your feet up under you so that your bottom pushes up in the air. Yesterday I swear you were up on your hands and knees for about a second and you rocked back and forth, only to collapse back onto your belly. I still try to put you on your tummy regularly, but at shorter and more frequent intervals so you don't get too frustrated or upset.

Finally, your feet. Your adorable, perfect, cute little feet! You love to grab both of them now while you're on your back or lying on the changing table. You figured out they were there around four months, but this month you seem to be adopting them as playthings, grabbing at them, holding on and wiggling all about with a big dopey grins and belly laughs. You continue to reach and grab for things, sometimes with both hands now. And I think you're starting to put together that you can shift an object from one hand to another. I could watch your face all day long, because it's like I can see your brain working.

The last six months have been amazing, Puppy. I can't believe how fast they've gone by and how much you've grown. Thinking about how you'll grow and change in the next six months blows my mind. So, for now, we'll just continue to enjoy one day at a time. I love you.

Love,

Mom

No sunscreen required



Last weekend, Nolan and I took a trip to Maine to visit my family. Immediately after crossing the state line it began to rain, and the overcast skies hung around until it was time to leave on Monday. Despite the dreary weather we did make it to the beach one day to watch the waves and check out the seagulls. We also smelled the seaweed. Not by choice, mind you.

Take a Child Outside Week


Speaking of fun before 8 p.m., this week is Take a Child Outside Week. I meant to post this earlier this week, but I think it's always a good idea to take a child outside any time of year.

Bill and I have taken Nolan outside since the day we brought him home. He's still little, so most of our outside time is spent wandering our backyard, looking at trees and plants, peering at different bugs, and watching the dogs chase squirrels, rabbits or, in most cases, each other. Even at five months old, Nolan is definitely a kid who is soothed by being outside. Often when he gets fussy or cranky, I just bring him outside to sit in the rockers on the back or front porch to watch the world go by, and it settles him right down.

Last Friday I was looking for something different to do with Nolan outside, and I became reacquainted with the simple pleasure of blowing bubbles. The two of us sat outside on the front porch together blowing bubbles and watching Maggie and Murphy skitter around the porch snap at them. I actually managed to get a few pictures of this little scene, which I'll post later.

Already the days are getting shorter, so find a kid, go outside, and see what there is to outside in your area.

A different kind of fun

Apparently the bits about gray static and flaming daggers in my last letter to Nolan freaked out my parents. They actually called me last week about it, my mother suggesting I see an eye doctor, stat, and my father wanting to know why I knew so much about what a hangover felt like.

And, because lately I have the attention span of a slightly inbred and batty chihuahua, I got to thinking about the last time I had a hangover, which was obviously pre-pregnancy and quite awhile ago. I believe it was the last time I went up to New York to spend some time with my sister-in-laws. The evening began with some very talented dancing transvestites, there was a rousing game of beer pong at an Irish bar somewhere in the middle, and it ended with a fresh slice at 5:30 a.m. (Or did the beer pong incident happen the second to last time I was up there? I can't remember. It's all a little fuzzy.) Regardless, one of the things I miss most about living in New York is that you can find a hot slice of pizza at 5:30 a.m. And a cannoli, if you are so inclined. And I am always inclined for a good cannoli.

On Monday night my sister e-mailed me the following picture from the U2 concert in Boston.



Look at all those people having fun. I swear I used to be fun. But looking at this picture on Tuesday morning just made me tired. This post isn't intended to be a pity party though, because life with a young kid is definitely still fun. It's just a different sort of fun. Mostly the before 8 p.m. kind of fun. Because by 8:30 I'm ready for the type of sleeping fun that is usually reserved for the comatose or heavily medicated. Good times!

ETA: Looking at this picture again, is it just me or does it look like a giant tarantula is hovering over all the wee musicians and concert goers?